Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head...

If you're so funny...
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you're so clever...
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very entertaining...
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very good-looking...
Why do you sleep alone tonight?
I know...
Because tonight is just like any other night.
That's why you're on your own tonight.